Wednesday, November 18, 2015

go ahead, judge me

weeks 23 & 24 cape may, nj

July 20:  There are two refrigerators at our actor housing.  And, for a span of about five weeks, there are only two of us actors occupying the house, so I end up with a full size refrigerator to myself.  In the freezer can be found three separate half-gallons of three separate flavors of ice cream.  

Judge me.  Go ahead, judge me.

July 21:  People ask me all the time if I get weird cravings.  While in Cape May, I discover Tommy's Hot Dog Stand.  I have not had a hot dog in twenty years, and now I eat them daily.  This goes on for several weeks before someone informs me that hot dogs are on the pregnant lady's do-not-eat-list.  I grudgingly decide to give them up...  But not before I finish the remaining seven in the fridge.

Go ahead, judge me.

*  PS the Mayo Clinic says pregnant ladies can eat hot dogs and lunch meats only if they are cooked "until steaming hot."  Which I do.  I mean, c'mon, it's called a hot dog.  To eat it any other way is positively canine...